The Bucket List Meme

Things you have done during your lifetime:

(X) Gone on a blind date
( ) Gone on a date with someone who was blind
(X) Gone on a date with someone who was blind and you stole food off their plate
( ) Gone on a date blind because there was a bucket over your head
(X) Had a date so ugly you wish there was a bucket over their head
(X) Been stood up by a bucket
( ) Seen Buckethead in concert
( ) Tried to bring a date to a Buckethead concert
(X) Brought a bucket as your date to a Buckethead concert

( ) Watched a sunrise with a bucket
(X) Watched a sunrise with your eyes while sitting next to a bucket
(X) Wore a bucket like a hat
(X) Wore a bucket like underwear
(X) Done something purely so you could check another box of a Facebook meme
(X) Kicked a bucket
( ) Been kicked by a bucket
(X) Kicked THE bucket
(X) Filled out a Facebook meme after kicking the bucket by coming back from the dead
( ) Sang Karaoke with a bucket on your head
(X) Sang Karaoke where the audience wished you had a bucket on your head
( ) Paid for a meal with a bucket full of pennies
( ) Gotten warned, kicked, and banned because of stupiding of the bucket
(X) Tried Googling “Two girls, one bucket.” (didn’t find much of anything)
(X) Had your eyes scarred by finding NSFW bucket porn on the Intarweb
( ) Played hide and seek with a bucket
(X) Played hide and seek with a bucket where the bucket won
(X) Danced in the rain… buck(et) naked
(X) Carried water in a bucket
( ) Carried warm spit in a bucket
(X) Carried warm spit in a bucket so you could spill it on Michael Arrington
(X) Carried a bucket in a bucket
( ) Carried your bucket list in a bucket
(X) Carried Bucket List DVDs in a bucket
( ) Carried blood in a bucket
(X) Carried blood in a bucket that was in a bucket
(X) Went all Carrie on your high school when they spilled a bucket of blood on you
( ) Ridden a roller coaster until you barfed in a bucket
(X) Gone over the Niagara Falls in a bucket
( ) Gone over the Niagara Falls in a bucket without kicking the bucket
(X) Been white water bucketing
( ) Fixed a hole in the bucket with some straw
(X) Drank water out of a bucket with a straw
( ) Fixed a hole in the bucket without being tempted to smack Henry and Liza upside the head with it
(X) Stored bits in a bucket
() Stored bits and pieces of people you hacked to death in a bucket
() Been stupid enough to check a box in a Facebook meme admitting to murder
(X) Eaten chicken out of a bucket
( ) Eaten a whole bucket of chicken
(X) Eaten the bucket but not the chicken because the bucket had more nutritional value
(X) Filled out a bucket list Facebook meme to bore your friends
(X) Created a bucket list Facebook meme to bore your friends

Alas, it does not seem to be catching on.

Originally posted at Typepad.

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